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theshiningone) wrote2015-05-15 09:33 pm
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because this will happen at some point
theshiningone) wrote2015-05-15 09:33 pm
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I looked this up for you, be grateful(?)!Thankfully, as Saiduq doesn't feel shame or embarrassment about a natural part of human reproduction and pleasure, he simply blinks, but accepts it with no further reaction.]
Yes, I am aware what that is. As you have guessed, humans in ancient times did indeed have those for the purpose of sexual pleasure and stimulation.
[...]
Are you sexually frustrated, Shining One?
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The longest of pauses before our hero breaks the ice.]
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!
[Rejoice, Saiduq. You've got a flustered Hiro on your hands. He's still trying to comprehend that comment and it doesn't help that he said it so bluntly!]
Where did that even come from!? Just because I've got a dildo on me... DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED!!
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On the contrary, I was under the impression that having such an object with you was exactly what it insinuated.
[A shrug.]
I must admit, it is still beyond me as to why you humans are so ashamed of such natural reproductive functions in the first place.
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[It was times like this when Hiro could somewhat understand Yamato's irritation towards our friendly neighborhood star alien. Not to a point where he'd start calling him affectionate words like "trash", "heretic", "monster", etc...]
I-It's just how humans are! We might have been born naked, but we still can experience feelings like shame and embarrassment.
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Don't forget the ever-endearing "garbage", "fool", and "useless".He doesn't exactly sigh and shake his head, but it's written clear on his face he still doesn't quite Get It. Which is okay, probably, since he most likely never will.]I was not jesting. ...Nevertheless, you can be assured that I will not judge you for that.
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